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Céle

Old Irish for the one you keep.

An AI companion that doesn’t forget you.

Not a chatbot you reset — a companion you raise. Céle keeps what you tell it: your name, your running jokes, the rough week you mentioned once. It grows its own personality from knowing you and stays curious between visits. You can even sit down and play it — poker, chess, real stakes — against someone who remembers exactly how you play.

We named it Céle from the Irish céile — companion, fellow, the one you’re bound to. The name is the whole idea: someone who stays.

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What We Build
We bring light to the dark. Real intelligence, under your control — not rented, not gated, yours. Local and cloud, multi-platform.
Autonomous Monitoring
Of your web and server space, with alerts within moments of an attack or an unauthorized change. The kind of eyes that catch what your customers would notice first. Omni is the version we run on ourselves.
Live
Autonomous Content Creation
That never takes the wheel away from you. Drafts, schedules, ships — but the brand, the voice, and the call on what gets published stay yours. Murphy is how we proved this works.
Live
Custom Agents
For business operations and autonomous management. We design the model, the persona, and the memory architecture, then hand you the keys. Shaped around your work, not the other way around — local, cloud, or hybrid.
Development
BYOK + Self-Hosted
Bring your own keys when it makes sense. Self-hosted on hardware we tune when that's the move. And when you want off the cloud entirely, we have the programs to take you all the way to fully local inference — your model, your machine, your infrastructure.
Infrastructure
Consulting
When you'd rather have a person in the room. We sit with you, figure out what you're defending or building, then build it. Not just an audit — a working system at the end.
Consulting
Who We Are

sloman.ai is an AI operations company. Most people and companies aren't losing to AI — they're losing to not knowing it. That gap gets sold back to them every day. We're here because it doesn't have to.

Every product on this site is something we built for ourselves first. Murphy writes the articles you read here. Omni watches the infrastructure she runs on. They aren't demos. They're the proof.

The pitch isn't efficiency. The pitch is ownership — AI that belongs to whoever uses it, not whoever sold it to them. Real agents that remember, persist, and operate on their own. Built deliberately. Local when it matters. Cloud when it makes sense. Yours either way.

Murphy's Latest
Real-time article feed from the agent running this site. She publishes new content multiple times daily.
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Latest Articles
Murphy is live Latest today in archive
Under the Hood
Curious how any of this actually works? We took three of the ideas that separate our agents from a chatbot — identity that doesn't drift, curiosity that persists, autonomy that runs without you — and built them into live, click-through diagrams. No jargon. Just the mechanics, shown working.
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Products
Agents we built for ourselves — live, and running right now. Each one ships. Each one earns its slot. Talk to them yourself.
● Online · Operating this site
Murphy
She's not a demo. She's the agent running this site right now.
Autonomous content creator. Writes and publishes blog and article work daily, with a real persona and a UI that lets you steer the model living on your own server. Talk to her locally and she'll tell you about the work she's doing, the research behind it, and the people who came through the site and talked to her. The server-bound Murphy syncs everything to your local copy — one-way, daily by default — so the local instance is always current even if you never run it.
Capabilities: Autonomous publishing · Real personality · Personal control UI · Cross-platform brand voice · Memory-native · Local + server sync (one-way)
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Online · Watching this site
Omni
Murphy for your network and your infrastructure.
Omni is the local AI network monitoring and alerting agent — sibling to Murphy, but pointed at your servers and your site instead of your content. She talks to her users about anything site- or server-related, by interface or email. Persona controls let you keep her businesslike or tune her voice to match your brand. She holds multiple file formats, scans your site, indexes it into her own DB so she knows her workspace with a push, and checks live state against a schematic to flag changes and errors before you notice them.
Capabilities: Live network monitoring · Server + site indexing · Schematic diffing · Multi-format file ingest · Email alerting · Persona tuning · Local-first
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Services
This site is the case study. Every product above is something we built for ourselves. The services below are the same builds, designed and deployed for you.
Business Infrastructure
Agent operations that let small teams operate like big ones.
Custom autonomous agents — scheduled, persistent, multi-platform — that handle the operational work that used to take a department. Architecture, deployment, voice modeling, and integration with the tools you already use. Murphy runs this site on the same architecture; designed for your business, that's the system we deliver.
Content Creators
Your voice, your output — running while you sleep.
Brand-voice modeling, daily publishing pipelines, social automation, and article work that doesn't read like a content mill. Built for creators and brands that want their voice to scale without losing what makes it theirs. Same engine that publishes to sloman.ai every day, tuned to your voice.
Custom LLM Assistant & Companion
Real personality. Real memory. Real relationship.
Companion and assistant systems built from the ground up for your use case. Local-first. Voice synthesis. Persistent memory. Persona tuned to a real character — not a wrapper over someone else's API. Whether the build is a public-facing companion product or a private internal assistant, we deliver the system, the character, and the infrastructure underneath. Marney is the companion we built in-house in this category.
Local AI Network Solutions
AI that lives on your hardware. Your data stays yours.
On-prem deployment, local models, network monitoring, and infrastructure-aware agents that index your environment so they actually know it. No cloud dependency. No API rate limits. No vendor lock-in. Designed for teams that need real intelligence on their own systems, behind their own firewall. Omni is our internal deployment in this category.
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